huseyin
Fri 7 November 2008, 11:34 am GMT +0200
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
If you would like me to help you out, which way did you come in?
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
My car sucks, the brakes do not brake, the accelerator will not accelerate and the pistons will not piss
Stop accidents by doing it on purpose
If you do not like my driving, get the hell off the sidewalk
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I joke about drugs a lot, but in reality, I take them seriously
My homework is like a juicy steak, rarely done
Guess who I saw today? Everyone who I looked at
The seven dwarfs were in a bath feeling happy, so happy got up and left
Sin - I didn't invent it - I'm only trying to perfect it!
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
If you ever need me, please hesitate to call
I don't discriminate... I hate everyone
If you can't amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit
Life in a vacuum sucks
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I bought a book on how to read!
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
One tequila.... two tequila.... three tequila....floor!
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!
3 out of 4 voices in my head say go back to sleep!
Anger is only letter short of danger.
As I told you a minute ago... I do not repeat myself
No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system.
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
If Noah really was wise....he would have swatted those two flies!
My mum keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
Smile...it confuses people!
Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow then when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Snow in April.....it is like a slap in the face when you expect a kiss.
Ifyoucanreadthisthenyouhavewaytomuchtimeonyourhand s
Why go to high school when you can go to school high?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on.
Caution: Water wet when raining.
I only cheer on two occasions....DAY and NIGHT!
Don't follow my footsteps...I walk into walls
Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey no see, monkey step in doo.
Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong
If you would like me to help you out, which way did you come in?
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
My car sucks, the brakes do not brake, the accelerator will not accelerate and the pistons will not piss
Stop accidents by doing it on purpose
If you do not like my driving, get the hell off the sidewalk
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I joke about drugs a lot, but in reality, I take them seriously
My homework is like a juicy steak, rarely done
Guess who I saw today? Everyone who I looked at
The seven dwarfs were in a bath feeling happy, so happy got up and left
Sin - I didn't invent it - I'm only trying to perfect it!
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
If you ever need me, please hesitate to call
I don't discriminate... I hate everyone
If you can't amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit
Life in a vacuum sucks
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I bought a book on how to read!
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
One tequila.... two tequila.... three tequila....floor!
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!
3 out of 4 voices in my head say go back to sleep!
Anger is only letter short of danger.
As I told you a minute ago... I do not repeat myself
No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system.
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
If Noah really was wise....he would have swatted those two flies!
My mum keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
Smile...it confuses people!
Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow then when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Snow in April.....it is like a slap in the face when you expect a kiss.
Ifyoucanreadthisthenyouhavewaytomuchtimeonyourhand s
Why go to high school when you can go to school high?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on.
Caution: Water wet when raining.
I only cheer on two occasions....DAY and NIGHT!
Don't follow my footsteps...I walk into walls
Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey no see, monkey step in doo.
Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong